Da Swamp News Vol. 5

Lanys Dead ##########################

Dark Elf lady Lanys T’Vyl is dead. She fought valley-ently against da armies of neriak with her army. Da battle wuz gloreeus with lots of blood spilt on da ground. She wuz captured though. Den she wuz sacreeficed. Sum one tell meez dat Innoruuk hisself appeared and slurped her essence back into him again. Den went back.

Meez gotta say dat Rallos would be proud of da battle dat wuz fought. But to be captured and halled off to be kilt like dat is shameful. She shoulda died on da field with da udders. Dat iz da best way to go meez tink.

Vampire With a Stick ##########################

Dat Mayong Mistmoore guy has dis stick. It wuz da stick dat Lanys wuz after. Now dat she dead, she not need it no more. So now Mistmoore iz angry at da udder dark elves for failing or sumthin. So to make dem mad, he puts dat stick back togedder. Oh yeah, dat stick was broken before but Lanys wuz trying to put it back togedder. But she dead now. But Mistmoore put dat back togedder now. So dat iz good maybe I guess. So anyway, da stick is all fixed now.

Life Stiles ##########################

Welcum to dis weeks ishue of Life Stiles. Dis recipe has vegetables in it. Meez no like vegetable dat much but dis one iz pretty good.

Vegetable Roughy:

1 Red Roughy

1 Vegetables

1 Jug of Oyster Sauces

1 Kelp Garnish