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Volume 8, No. 1

~Wayfarers to Build Ship~

Wayfarers Brotherhood leader, Morden Rasp, has claimed the northwestern edge of Antonica as his shipyard.

He has named the area, Nedaria's Landing, after one of his leaders and close friends, reports say.

Sources say that the area is still being surveyed and that Rasp does have plans to hire the best and brightest shipwrights in Norrath. Get your resumes ready.

There is plenty of employment and work required for this ship which Rasp has called, "the biggest ship the world has ever seen."

~Sweetzie Gets New Teeth~

Klok Sweetzie is now the proud owner of four new fangs.

Well known for her sweet tooth and talent for making baked goods, Sweetzie was an unfortunate victim of her own creations.

Three weeks ago, three of Sweetzie's fangs finally expired and fell out after the consumption of so many baked goods.

Luckily, a friend and talented smithy, Klok Gritchit, was able to perform some reconstructive surgery using the teeth from one of the skeletons remaining in the Field of Bone. She is nearly 100 percent better, aside from a slight lisp.

I thought I'd look deformed and that I'd have trouble uthing my teeth," Sweetzie said. "Gritchit did a marvelouth job rethtoring my beautiful thmile too."