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Volume 8, No. 1

~Wayfarers to Build Ship~

Wayfarers Brotherhood leader, Morden Rasp, has claimed the northwestern edge of Antonica as his shipyard.

He has named the area, Nedaria's Landing, after one of his leaders and close friends, reports say.

Sources say that the area is still being surveyed and that Rasp does have plans to hire the best and brightest shipwrights in Norrath. Get your resumes ready.

There is plenty of employment and work required for this ship which Rasp has called, "the biggest ship the world has ever seen."

--Dis was printed wid da permission of da Neriak nooz--

~Crunga Chokes on Pikkle~

Crunga wants Chef Dooga to pay big monies for deadly dwarf pickles.

I always support dat Meet and Drink Tew Bie store and buy their stuffs," Crunga said. "I boughts some dwarf pickles and when I had one I choked on a leg bone. Dose supposed to be pulled outta dem first!"

Chef Dooga claims all her dwarf pickles are of da high qualities and said Crunga is fibbing.

Dere is no way dat one of my pickles had a leg in it," she said. "Me extra careful with my foods."

No resolution to da issue has been reached.