TBSLentil1

Ooooooh, they make me so mad! Those feathered savages have no respect for the wanderer's profession. They obviously cannot appreciate the explorer's loving contribution to the world, which they are a part of. All I want is to take a look at that precious shrine of theirs, but they won't let me near it, all flapping and squawking. Damn their infernal squawking! By the fur on my feat I'll sneak in their under their beaks whether they like it or not! They're impeding the progress of the rest of the world! And I really want to see the inside, damn it!

Lentil Farwander