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Ak'Anon Report::

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Volume 8, No. 1

~Wayfarers to Build Ship~

Wayfarers Brotherhood leader, Morden Rasp, has claimed the northwestern edge of Antonica as his shipyard.

He has named the area, Nedaria's Landing, after one of his leaders and close friends, reports say.

Sources say that the area is still being surveyed and that Rasp does have plans to hire the best and brightest shipwrights in Norrath. Get your resumes ready.

There is plenty of employment and work required for this ship which Rasp has called, "the biggest ship the world has ever seen."

~Featherhead Whigs Out~

Sanfyrd Featherhead was apprehended last week for public mischief.

Featherhead had dumped a large, and still unknown quantity, of hair tonic in the water system of Ak'Anon. He was found in the scrapyard area swimming and crying hysterically by a patrolling clockwork guard.

An official complaint about the incident was registered by Silox Azrix who complained that the ruckus interrupted his meditation.

He was swimming and splashing like a maniac, claiming he had no friends and if he had hair he would become more popular," Azrix said. "I don't like him now and I'm certain I wouldn't like him if he had hair."

Featherhead was released from custody and is required to seek counseling.