Gnome

Gnomes are well known for their creativity and willingness to make the impossible happen. They have always walked their own path, almost oblivious to the opinions and often disparagement of others. Their world is full of idiosyncrasies, ritual, habit and relentless effort.

This book outlines some of the most famous battles involving Gnomes throughout history. Many of the stories told here are ones told in other books, books that mostly ignore or minimize the contribution of Gnomes in the battle. This book focuses less on the entirety of those battles and focuses in on the individual stories.

A loose transcription of one engineer’s report on the Dredvever crash. A very loose transcription, indeed. Though most gnomes have a natural inclination towards gadgets and gizmos, some of them are less inclined than others. When they were seeking volunteers for the Drednever Expedition, I was really excited. My name is Neeve Flimcatcher and i am an engineer.

There once was a man. An old tinkering gnome who had no child, nor wife of his own. Mathematics and functions they did fill his mind. Experiments and gizmos took all of his time. Lonely he was, so he thought to himself, “I will make me a man, a gnome or an elf! He will be out of metal, sprockets and gears. He will be my companion and helper for years.”

Through my own experiences, I have gained knowledge and insight into the gnomes. Each part of this history tome can only be completed in its own time. Story 1 As we like to joke with our stouter dwarf cousins, Brell finally got things right when he made us! You have to pick who you say this to, though, as apparently not all dwarves have a sense of humor.

Deep in the valleys of the Steamfont Mountains the Gnomes are preparing perhaps their most ambitious endeavor to date, the construction of a massive airship.

Firepot's Disertation of Utility I Greetings! As I find myself growing a bit in years, I decided the time has come to sit down for a bit and organize some of my best findings in this world. There are wizards that seek power, and others who travel to the ends of the world, and I am neither of these types.

By Frego Bintwhizz A gnome tells a tale of the time he was abducted by harpies. I suppose I was asking for it, poking around like I always do. This is, usually I’m careful. When I salvage items, I always keep myself alter. I don’t – or, at least, I am usually very careful not to – become engrossed in whatever interesting things I come across.

Gnome Kabobs Need: gnome meat spices jug of sauces skewers Start fire. Grab gnome. Dip in sauces. Grab skewer. Push pointy end through gnome. Hold over fire and spin. Add spices, spin more. Bite. If crunchy, eat. Nose is good place to grab. Lots of sauces in mouth so Taste better inside and Cooking not so loud. Spin slow or spices fall off Smoked Wood Elf

Day 1 Oh, what I wouldn’t give for a nice slab of centaur meat… Grilled to perfection! Errr, wait… I should be writing notes not thoughts… So, there I was! Sitting near the back of the room next to a broken table writing down all my genius ideas for the torso housing of my wonderful contraption, when one of the plants came alive and started spitting vile nast…

The clockwork armies of the evil gnomish necromancer Meldrath the Malignant gather in the Steamfont Mountains, awaiting his order to invade the kingdom of Ak'Anon. The launch of his great air fortress Mechanotus has torn open the earth, exposing new paths into unexplored regions of the ancient continent of Faydwer.

New Continent Discovered! Day 1 have received recent reports from Ak`Anon that a new continent has been discoveredNew marine technology recently developed by the gnomes enabled the Ak`Anon Marines to break through the Frigid Barrier to the south of Odus and in doing so, they discovered lands previously unknown.

Underfoot: Unfolding the Lore Brell's Rest Brell's Rest is the place where the worthy of Brell's worshippers go when their time on Norrath ends. Some worshippers are given places amongst those of the Underfoot, to work on the world, but few find such a thing to their liking. Many spend their afterlife in an "ideal" setting for their race.

Dabner Drednever Dabner Drednever is a cleric of Brell Serilis. He is a compassionate and simple man, light of heart and jovial in spirit. He does not share the intelligence of his close friend Ognit, nor the physical strength of his sworn protector, the barbarian woman Dagda.

Journal Excerpt Ten My company and I have arrived and been welcomed to the Gnomish city of Ak'Anon, and I must say, of all the things I have seen on this journey the city of the gnomes is the most perplexing. The gnomes seem to be equally adept at creating material marvels as well as magical ones.

If found, please return to my clockwork assistant Model XG CVIII. Thanks! Cicero Quikwire Esquire After drilling downwards at a five-degree angle for the better part of two-and-a-half years we've finally located a cavern large enough to warrant exploration. Alas, our burrownizer dug into the cavern's ceiling and now lies smashed across the cavern floor.