Gnome Kabobs

Gnome Kabobs Need: gnome meat spices jug of sauces skewers

Start fire. Grab gnome. Dip in sauces. Grab skewer. Push pointy end through gnome. Hold over fire and spin. Add spices, spin more. Bite. If crunchy, eat.

Nose is good place to grab.

Lots of sauces in mouth so Taste better inside and Cooking not so loud.

Spin slow or spices fall off Smoked Wood Elf

Need: wood elf parts, spices, smoker

Find good wood elf tree. Start fire at bottom. Wait for elf to fall out Grab smoky elf and pull Put spices and parts in smoker Wait till smells good. Eat or put in pack

If wood elf not smoky, Throw back in tree

If pull too hard elf parts Too tiny and mooshy for smoker Hot'n Spicy Toelings

Need: Halfling, Spices, Garnish

Get halfling feet, Debone Dice, Fill holes with spices Put on spit

Heat until skin falls off Eat

Ghumim must chop off foot before putting on spit

Goo between toes tastes bad