Firiona Vie Be Missing!

Foreign Quarterly:: }-------------------------} Volume 8 No. 6 ~Firiona Vie Be Missing!~

Firiona Vie da high elf prinsess be missing again. She was stolun one time befor.

If I find her, I snap her tiny bonez and eat them in da stew. High Elf stew sound good right now!" said Oggok citizen, Olgakk Da Strong.

If sumone find her try not to eatz her cause mebbe youz can get some money.

~Tunnels Bad~

It seems the refugee trolls from Gukta have been having a hard time adjusting to the winding tunnels of the Neriak Foreign Quarter.

Me sometimes can't find house. Too may tunnels. Tunnels make Zergra mad!" Zergra, a troll merchant, said. Fisherman Sangarr is still missing after trying to find a suitable place to fish within Neriak.

My bruther, Sangarr missing. He want go fishing, never come back. He not good with tunnels," Sangarr said.

According to city planners, there are no plans to help accommodate the trolls. In fact, the dark elves seem to find joy in the trolls getting hopelessly lost within their city.