Neriak Trollz Tournemint

Da Oggok Nooz:: }-------------------------} Vol. 9 No. 6 ~ Neriak Trollz Tournemint ~

For da last fyoo days, da Trollz haz been fightin' themselfs in Neriak. Da Dark Elfs sez dat since dey hav been mad about dere leader bein' killed, dat dey shood getz a noo leader. Da Dark Elfs sez to dem dat dey shood fight each uhther so dat da strongest Troll cood be da new leader. Da Oggok Nooz went to Neriak to talk to sum Trollz about dis. Carver Cagrek, a Troll in da city, sed dis 'bout it:

Whenz I first herd 'bout da fightin', I sez dat is 'real gud' to muh wife. She sez dat I so big and smart dat I shood fight and be da leader. I sez to her dat she be true, but carvin' meats for Trollz is real important too. Cuttin' da hedz off animals, takin' scales off snakes, and sawin' bonez is hard werk for Trollz. Trollz needz to eat real gud to be strong and kill Frogz, so datz why I no fight."

~ Ykesha Returns! ~

Da Oggok Nooz has jus' been told dat Ykesha haz won da tournemint and taken over da Trollz. (I thunk dat he wuz ded, but mebbe dat wuzn' right.) Anywayz, da Trollz of Clan Grobb hav demselfs a noo leader. We hopez dat da Trollz will be nicer to Ogres now.