Fightin' In Grater Faydark

Da Oggok Nooz:: }-------------------------} Vol. 9 No. 5 ~ Fightin' In Grater Faydark ~

Orcs in Crushbone became fed up wit dere Elfs neighborz and attacked da Elfs yesterday. Akkordin' to da Dark Elfs, da fightin' was "long overdue". One uf are reporters in Neriak went to da Toadstool Bar, got realz drunk, and asked some of da locals about da recent stuffs in Faydark.

The Feir'Dal have been long asking for trouble from the neighboring Orcs," exclaimed Barkeep Rista of da Toadstool. "On the night that news of Kelethin's defeat reached Neriak, the Toadstool was as vibrant as it's been in ages. And thanks to some rather inebriated fellows at the bar, I earned thrice the amount of tips of a normal night and a mostly new steel dagger. What a night!"

As childrenz of Zek, Ogres and Orcs shood fight da Elfs of Faydark together. Honor da victorius Orcs! Da weak Elfs shood die a very painful death!

~ Fawnix Fanatix ~

Any Ogres who wantz to be smarter shood order dis noo home study coarse. "Fawnix Fanatix" is a 'rev-o-loosh-awn-ery' noo way to learnz 'bout readin' and stuff.

- Da Oggok Nooz rekkomendz dis coarse to all readerz. -