Army Goes to Grobb!

Foreign Quarterly:: }-------------------------} Vol. 9 No. 7 ~ Army Goes to Grobb! ~

Very good day. Da Troll army goes to Grobb to take back home!

Me have to stay here and write dis stoopid paper. Me not happy. But many cousins and sister go to war. Dey go to smash dem froggies.

Dey have to train long time for da "military precision" dat da Warlord want. He say dat da Trolls not scary enuf unless dey march in lines. Dis not make sense to me, but da Warlord very powerful and smart. He say dat if Troll let elf teach dem da marching, den we not lose fight against frogs. He say dat if he leader when da frogs attack Grobb, we never lose. Me believe dat.

Warlord also now say dat he be da Grozmok. He send letter to da Brokenhead Clan and tell dem dat he Grozmok and dat dey now part of Clan Ykesha like all Trolls. Da Nadox say dat dis true. All Trolls now part of Clan Ykesha. Me like when da Clan Grobb be made da Clan Ykesha. Dat make us special, we da real Clan Ykesha cause we born from Clan Ykesha. Dem pirate Trolls not part of da Clan Ykesha. But da Grozmok say dey part of Clan, so me say so too.

But me not let dem stoopid Trolls near me. Dey is all wet and me not trust dem. Dey like da humans and gnomies, let dem ride on da boats. Me likes da gnomies at food, but not let dem live near me. Dem Brokenheads also like da Hate god. Dat da god of da elfs, not da god of da Fear. Trolls is made by Cazic-Thule. Troll dat not worship da Fear not be real Troll.

Not matter now. Now da army go and camp around da Grobb. Soon dey kill da frogs and get home back!