Firiona Vie Be Missing!

Da Oggok Nooz:: }------------------------} Volume 8 No. 6 ~Firiona Vie Be Missing!~

Firiona Vie da high elf prinsess be missing again. She was stolun one time befor.

If I find her, I snap her tiny bonez and eat them in da stew. High Elf stew sound good right now!" said Oggok citizen, Olgakk Da Strong.

If sumone find her try not to eatz her cause mebbe youz can get some money.

~Strange Wedding~

Today, Ogrunn Tunbab, a merchant in our city, deklared he will be marry a high elf! Nobudy can believe da news. We talked to da bride, Sillia Brightmoon, a rezadent of Felwithe.

Sure he eats carrion, smells like a fetid swamp, and my family has disowned me, but I love him," said Sillia. Da two met while exchanging wares in da Plane of Knowledge.

She not da best looking gurl, but me loves her. We go togeder like pickled dwarf and green slime stew, said Ogrunn.

Da two still havun't decided where ta live.