Tinker's News and World Report

Tinker's News and World Report Volume 7; Issue 2 *****************************

---------------------------- Lanys Cult Mucks with Rathe ----------------------------

Reports are flooding in from the Mountains of Rathe that the group known as the Primordial Malice, in an attempt to resurrect their dead-as-a-doornail sweetheart Lanys T'Vyl, managed to screw up the job and unleashed chaos upon the area. Sightings include long dead dragons coming to life, nightmarish beings of ineffable evil and various other toothy monstrous horrors.

Travelers in the area should exercise extreme caution when navigating this region.

---------------------------- Freaks in Northern Ro ----------------------------

In the Northern Deserts of Ro, a group known as the Followers of Tishe Virm has made an appearance. Apparently there for a feast which takes place only every other (human) generation, they are attempting to call forth the being they call Tishe Virm.

The method they use to attempt to do this is rather disturbing. Apparently, they soak corpses in a solution and then plant them in the ground. Then through some horribly malign magic, they grow fungus and rise from the dead. The fungus is used to entice this Tishe Virm thing out of hibernation. Freaks!

Our local scholars have uncovered even more disturbing news! It seems that the feast is not what they claim. The feast is apparently for this Tishe Virm thing with the main course being the attendees of said feast. We urge travellers to the eastern coast of Antonica to avoid this festival if they know what is good for them.