Da Swamp News

Da Swamp News -=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Lanys Messes with Stuff ##########################

Meez went to da mountains of Rathe da udder day and it wuz filled with nasty tings. Someone tell meez dat it was da followers of da corpse formerly knowed as Lanys T Vyl dat did it. I saw a big dragon dair too. Meez decided to let it live.

Werewolves in Commonlands ##########################

Someone tell meez dat dair wuz a breakout of licant... lycenfro... Werewolf disease in da Western Commonlands. Dair wuz lots of people infected but after people kilt da one werewolf dat made all da udder werewolfs everyone wuz ok. So dat is gud I guess.

Hoomans said to be Stoopid ##########################

Someone tell meez dat over in everfrost, it got really warm for some reason. Meez tink dat dose northerners should just get used to da wether and get over it. Da northern hoomans are pretty big and tough so meez respect dat. But dat don't mean day still ain't stoopid like da rest of da hoomans.

Hoomans said to be Stoopid ##########################

Someone tell meez dat dair wuz a bunch of skeletons and stuff attacking da city of keenos. Meez tink dis is pretty funny. Dose little skinny hoomans dat live dair in dat city need to be kilt anyway. Meez wish da skeletons luck in dair seeg of dat stoopid hooman city.